I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about… I’ve got information man! New shit has come to light! And obviously you’re not a golfer!

We are excited to announce that the side tournament taking place during The Big Lebowski Launch Party will be the “Obviously You’re Not a Golfer” PinGolf Open! Tee times will start at 12:00 PM and the last tee time is 4:00 PM. Finals will start at 6:00 PM for the 8 players with the lowest scores. If you have not completed your 9 holes by 5:55 PM, well you are shit out of luck and simply should have not been trying to be the laziest person in Tippecanoe county, or for that matter maybe even the whole world.

This will be a unique take on PinGolf as each player may individually choose at every hole if they wish to play for a target score or a target objective. Players must choose one or the other and indicate it on their score card prior to starting ball one on each game. Each hole also has a very difficult hole in 1 objective. If the player achieves that objective at any point during their game they will automatically receive a hole in 1 on that game/hole.

The games along with their target scores and objectives have already been determined (except Ghostbusters because I need to get a better idea of the scoring) and are posted below and viewable in a sample scorecard that will be used that day.

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